The young man was a member of a fight team at Xtreme Ministries, a small church near Nashville that doubles as a mixed martial arts academy. Mr. Renken, who founded the church and academy, doubles as the team's coach. The school's motto is "Where Feet, Fist and Faith Collide."

So I decided to take the abstraction up another notch and make the core of my interpreter be an ASCII diagram of logic gates.

6 (OCR!) and 8 (apple + blue = ?) are my favourites.

From the recent series of articles at The Daily WTF. My favourite has to be the one with the page containing this code:

<img src="/imgSrc?SELECT data FROM pubwww.dbo.imgs WHERE id=51">

It's too stupid to be true, but still hilarious.