The young man was a member of a fight team at Xtreme Ministries, a small church near Nashville that doubles as a mixed martial arts academy. Mr. Renken, who founded the church and academy, doubles as the team's coach. The school's motto is "Where Feet, Fist and Faith Collide."
So I decided to take the abstraction up another notch and make the core of my interpreter be an ASCII diagram of logic gates.
From the recent series of articles at The Daily WTF. My favourite has to be the one with the page containing this code:
<img src="/imgSrc?SELECT data FROM pubwww.dbo.imgs WHERE id=51">
It's too stupid to be true, but still hilarious.