Hangover-free drinking, but perhaps the only method of alcohol consumption less classy than drinking whiskey in the gutter.
"in which offenders are formerly locked to be exposed to public scorn and informal meal"
I honestly don't know why this tab was open. Gremlins?
http://fanfiction.net/atom/u/[userid]/
With luck they'll add C2 or list view feeds, but this is still a great alternative to the Author Alert system. I can see it murdering the servers with extra load, though.
When a reader falls in love with a book, it leaves its essence inside him, like radioactive fallout in an arable field, and after that there are certain crops that will no longer grow in him, while other, stranger, more fantastic growths may occasionally be produced. We love relatively few books in our lives, and those books become parts of the way we see our lives; we read our lives through them, and their descriptions of the inner and outer worlds become mixed up with ours — they become ours.
I'm assuming the reader isn't currently experiencing a zombie outbreak. If you are, skip down to the next section.