Use self-raising flour instead; surprisingly tasty.

I heard that Ronald Mc Donald is now more Hamburger than man, is this true?

No. Ronald McDonald is a man, not a hamburger.

Strangely hilarious; at least skim the MeFi thread.

"Eat food" isn't an obvious truism; he means eat actual food and not food-like products, like cheese in a can, breakfast shakes, etc. Rule of thumb: "Don't eat anything your great-great-grandmother wouldn't recognize as food."

Seated in individual compartments, twelve chocolate bullets lay waiting to be bitten into. Although eleven of the sweet little slugs contain delicious praline centres, one conceals a seriously red hot chilli

Pity he didn't do my favourite, with the huge snow-monster eating snowmen.