If you must wear garish cycling attire, why not go for Munch's "The Scream" instead of some stupid team logo?

From the department of absurd accessories.

Goodbye lycra, hello tweed.

15-person pedal-powered bus

Activate traffic lights from your bike! Better than running them.

If you thought it was stupid on a car, imagine how well concert speakers fit on the back of a BMX.

Programmable light things that clip onto bicycle wheel spokes.

A programmer who quit his job and became a bike courier. Unrelated, he wrote a book. And has photos on his website of someone eating kittens.