Film Illiterate, wherein the proprietor records movies seen, and sporadic progress through assorted lists of the "best". Originally started after regretfully renting something forgettable for the third time. I've forgotten what, but never again! A tedious endeavour since 2005. Hello. 🙂
Every seven years, the world's best assassins participate in a tournament to the death. Or maybe the world's stupidest assassins; it seems like a risky way to earn a few bucks.
Either way, it's a great setup for an ultra-violent brawl, and could've been a riot -- if director Scott Mann had gone the way of Crank and kept tongue firmly in cheek. Unfortunately, it's all terribly serious, even when it's being retarded.