eating cucumbers without permission...

Being raised by persons of a European wine sensibility, I was often allowed a little of the wine with dinner in my youth.

This may have backfired when I took Catholic first communion. On the way back down the aisle, in my virginal white and presumably sacred thoughts, I whispered to my father in shocked undertones, "That wine was terrible!"

Hangover-free drinking, but perhaps the only method of alcohol consumption less classy than drinking whiskey in the gutter.

Google for drinks. The cabinet feature -- filter recipes by available ingredients -- is the best.