Scary that so many of these (or variants slightly less facetious) are offered seriously. I like this one:
ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPLETE DEVASTATION (1) A plane crashed killing 143 passengers and crew. (2) But one child survived with only third-degree burns. (3) Therefore, God exists.
It's a miracle!
The Whole World Burns is the rephrase miniblog, containing links and other miscellaneous trifles.